A GREENPEACE BREAKTHROUGH
IN SAFE SEX
DISCOVERED AT STUDIO 54
It was John Wayne on the phone wanting to know if I was into "disco fever" because Steve Rubell http://www.geocities.com/~discodiva/ had just opened a new STUDIO 54, that made his last one look like a dump. According to John, Steve renovated a 14th century Italian palace and ANYONE who mattered is on the "A" list.
Did I want to try to get in ? What could be cooler?
As you can imagine "disco fever" on the other side is quite different than "disco fever" that plagued the Earth between 1967 and 1970 and forever transformed "the beat". If you think it was a wild scene down here on Earth, on the other side it is just freer and friendlier, and the good news is that there are no drugs, because there are NO INHIBITIONS.
Everyone is aware that AIDS may soon become the BLACK PLAGUE of the 21St century if humans don't (1) start using proper protection during sex, and (2) spend more money on research to develop new AIDS vaccines.
The problem for most men is that they take too many stupid risks because "normal" rubber condoms take away so much pleasure; meaning they don't use them.
Clearly what the world needs is a new form of condom technology that is "invisible".
When I get to the front door, there is Steve Rubell, and he sees me... and are you ready for this..Steve remembers me from 1969 when I was a "regular" Studio 54 suffer of disco fever, and he nods his head and says to me,
"Come right in", and John follows me.
So there I am sitting at the bar with John, watching all of the beautiful people, and John tells me that he invited his friend Adam and his wife to join us. John told me that Adam was very involved in Greenpeace on Earth, when an old growth Redwood fell on him and his wife, while they were protesting.
Then John points to the entrance and says, "There they are", and beckons to them.
While sipping on our mango martinis Adam, who is still very aggressive, tells me that he has made 'THE MAJOR" breakthrough in condom technology; a concept that could save humans from ultimate destruction.
"Hey Gizmo, why don't you become my licensing agent on Earth. This is important. Maybe more important that saving the three toed Amazon Frog. Take a closer look at this NEW TOTALLY NATURAL PROTECTION. I always wear one just in case I meet a potential joint venture partner. You know the game".
CLOSE UP OF NEW TOTALLY NATURAL PROTECTION
Well, what can I say? I took a closer look. I could tell while Adam was so excited. I agreed to help him all I could, but because my business experience in the medical field is so limited I don't know if I can really help.
On the other hand, if any of you Triode Guild surfers, can help, please contact me. This could be a major benefit for mankind.
NOTE TO HISTORY OF ART SAVANTS: YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS ONE OF SISTER WENDY'S FAVORITE WORKS OF ART PAINTED BY THE FLEMISH ARTIST JAN GOSSAERT IN 1516.
MAN IS ART
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