KING HENRY VIII
(Member since 1525):
Men with a big appetite for musical beauty know…TUBES RULE…which explains why throughout my world wide music Kingdom connoisseurs JUST SAY NO FAUX…to that thin, glassy, two dimensional transistor sound. Life is short..eat, drink, make love to many women and listen to music in your castle with tubes".
UNCLE SAM
(Member since 1776):
"Like all gifts, the gifts for listening is not equally endowed in all men. In fact most men have average gifts, which explains their average taste in music, and why they use transistor gear, which is designed for the average man. I am recruiting the gifted, the few, the music heroes who want to serve the highest musical values".
GEORGE WASHINGTON
(Member since 1776) :
ALBERT EINSTEIN
(Member since 1923):
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MAHATMA GANDHI (Member since 1928):
"TUBES
ARE AN EXISTENTIAL IMPERATIVE
FOR MEN SEEKING PROFOUND FORMS
OF ECSTATIC SELF EXPRESSION".
Chief Zgnoga, Penoa Clan, New Guinea
(Members
since 1869):
"No more Brooks Brothers, golf clubs, cricket, charity balls for me…I
am finished with the bogus…back to the primal, the authentic, the
unexpurgated pure physical joy of music…music, don't just listen
to it, eat it. Now you know why the Penoa clan worships tubes".
FIFI L'AMOUR
(Member since 1951):
GENERAL DOUGLAS
MAC ARTHUR
(Member since 1932):
BEETHOVEN
( Member since 1790):
"TUBES MAKE ME HOT"
THE DIGITAL DEVIL
(Member since 1243):
Let's make a deal. I will tell you how to listen and enjoy digital audio, with all of its tonal corruption and compression, and aural discombobularity, if you promise not to complain. There is only one way to listen to digital audio, and that is with tubes, because tubes are hot…I mean only tubes can make digital audio sound righteous…which is why every digital recording studio uses tube mics, tube signal processing…as much tube gear as possible…to save the soul of digital audio".
"THE
TRUTH IS POWERFUL"
Dr. GIZMO, GUILDMEISTER TRIODE GUILD
(Member since 1942)
Tube audio is the tool of higher musical intelligence, which is expanding at the speed of the Internet's expansion. Just take one taste, and there is no going back to transistor tofu. Be proud that you are a rare man, a unique work of art, which means wear a different Triode Guild T Shirt Amplifier every day.