BENEFITS OF
THE TRIODE GUILD
® MEMBERSHIP
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LEVEL ONE/FREE:

    1. You can participate in any of the Triode Guild® chat rooms

    2. You will save thousands of dollars each year because you wont have to pay the $249 non-member price for Triode Guild® T-Shirts…you will only have to pay $24 each.

    3. You will be automatically notified…if you wish…of any new Triode Guild® products or articles…or free books.

LEVEL TWO/$4.99

ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS:

    1. You receive your personalized official Triode® Guild membership certificate for framing

    2. You receive ONE "paste on" Triode Guild® tattoo

    3. You can participate in any of the Triode Guild® contest and possibly win some real cool tube stuff.

    4. Discounts on many of the Triode Guild® products

    5. A "50% / $50,000 Discount" premium towards the cost of a round trip to the soon to be launched "Joint Russian /Triode Guild®" tube manufacturing facility orbiting the earth. This discount saves you 50% of the ticket price which is $100,000. Priceline.com eat your heart out.

LEVEL THREE/ $20,000

ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS

This high level of membership is limited to the select few who own lavish vacation homes, either in the wilderness, or on some tropical island…because this level of membership entitles you to spend one week a year, at your vacation home, with Dr. Gizmo, the Guildmeister of The Triode Guild®.

 

 

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