The job description that appeared on monster.com:
SECRETARY - 4TH WAVE MODALITY INSTIGATOR
CEO, Dr. Harvey "Gizmo" Rosenberg is wants to talk to you if you are an "A"type, with an above average IQ, and can prove it.
QUALIFICATIONS: 4 years of military service, mastery of the post WW II French Fashion Trends, electrical engineering, savvy solder slinger, fluent in Hebrew and Swahili, adores short men, Mensa membership, tango skills, and Microsoft Office 2000.
Send resume to:DrGizmo@meta-gizmo.com
In only one week's time I had two hundred responses and narrowed that down to twenty five extremely attractive applicants.
decided that I would hold a competition to see which
I staged the following events:
Competitive Shouting and nagging
Schematic reading speed
with some of
the other girls that work at
T-Shirt Amplifier Collection!!!
e-mail Dr. Harvey "Gizmo" Rosenberg: email@example.com
2001 Meta-Gizmo.com and Dr. Harvey
"Gizmo" Rosenberg Triode-Guild®