TRIODE GUILD SPIKE HEELED SHOE TRICK

ANCIENT HUNTER'S CUNNING

APPLIED TO THE ELECTRO-MECHANICAL

META-GIZMO CONTEXT

MUCH MORE MUSICAL PLEASURE

OR

YOUR MONEY BACK

 

WHOLEY HOLISTIC

As you know, in the same way that Portnoy had his complaint, I have mine…and it is that the audio industry just doesn't get the rich complexity of the audio arts…the interaction of humans, art, culture and technology. If we want to reach the concrescence of musical ecstasy, we must go beyond the hardware, into the wholey holistic human dilemma……ride on bros'.

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX IS HARD TO DO

Which explains the emergence of TRIODE GUILD as the nexus, the meta-center, of the audio arts rebellion. This is a rebellion Oprah could get excited about because it is all about YOU intensifying your empowerment…kicking your own butt to go deeper, wider, and much higher…and off the "normal" path. Is there any limit to the male artification process my dear Leonardo Da Vinci? Why can men have orgasms faster that a Corvette can go 0-60, while most women are waiting for the light to turn green…if you know what I mean about the paradoxes of male DNA?

 

IF YOU GIVE A MAN A FISH,

YOU FEED HIM

IF YOU TEACH A MAN TO FISH

HE WILL LOOSE INTEREST IN SEX

The response to my $2.99 wire trick has been so stupendous that I too was getting a nervous eye twitch because I was feeling pressure to outdo myself. How was I going to top this self-empowering DIY megahit? Would my huge audience of Hi-IQ gifted listeners get pissed if I didn't take the audio bada bing, bada boom much higher? I mean the challenge is awesome…How is Dr. Gizmo going to create a new breakthrough in your ecstatic meta-context?

 

HUNTER'S CUNNING IS REAL AND IT WORKS

Every modern hunter, or I should say, poacher, knows this trick….especially guys who hunt deer. At night, shine a bright light into an deer, or any animal's eyes and you will stun their nervous system, making it very easy to kill them. Many famous professional hunters in India and Africa use this trick when hunting down man eating tigers and lions. I used this trick hunting Jaguar in Nicaragua's jungle.

This time proven trick, stimulated my thinking…because there is no difference in hunting for musical ecstasy, or hunting for deer. This, my latest " DIY empowerment trick" will expand the pleasure boundary of your audio system more than any other trick or tweak …and Dr. Gizmo guarantees it.

 

TRIODE GUILD SPIKE HEEL SHOE TRICK

INSTRUCTIONS

When a woman sees, or touches spike heel shoes, the same thing happens to her nervous system, as when we shine a bright light into an animal's eyes, at night…her nervous system goes numb…her brain switches "off". In this state a women's mind is filled with a woshing pleasant sound…similar to the sound of dangling gold bangle bracelets. For a women, this hypnotic state of euphoria is very much like being in Heaven, while her body is pulsating with a combination of spirituality and eroticism…you know…the classic Goddess archetype. If you don't understand this feeling go to your local dentist and have him give you some nitrous oxide anesthesia. Cunning hunter that you are, you will now learn how to use this ancient hunter's wisdom of neutralizing an animals nervous system.

  1. YOU WILL BUY THREE PAIRS OF SPIKED HIGH HEELS IN DIFFERENT STYLES AND COLORS.
  2. NEXT, GO OUT AND BUY ALL OF THE AUDIO EQUIPMENT YOU EVER WANTED TO BUY, AND DIDN'T, BECAUSE YOU FELT GUILTY, OR FRIGHTENED, KNOWING THAT YOUR WIFE WAS GOING TO SPANK YOU…OR NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN IF YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BIG UGLY THINGS INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
  3. FILL YOUR CAR UP WITH YOUR TOYS, AND PARK YOUR CAR IN YOUR DRIVEWAY BUT DON'T TAKE THE GEAR OUT.
  4. NOW TAKE ONE PAIR OF SPIKED HEEL SHOES AND GIVE IT TO YOUR WIFE, WITH A BIG HUG, AND A JUICY FRENCH KISS.

Your wife is now in STAGE ONE of shoe ecstasy and doesn't have a clue about what is happening all around her BECAUSE HER SHOE BRAIN SWITCH IS IN THE "OFF" MODE.

Work fast because you now have about four hours to set up all of your new equipment, before her nervous system will return to normal functioning.

If you want to rub your naked body on your new equipment…go ahead. Will she get upset when she wakes up and sees a naked man hugging his speakers? NO, read on…

5. TAKE THE SECOND PAIR OF SPIKED HIGH HEELS AND PUT ONE ON TOP OF EACH OF YOUR SPEAKERS. When your wife wakes from her stupor, she will see is the other pair of spiked heel shoes, and will start making purring sounds….This is STAGE TWO of deep shoe ecstasy….which only a female nervous system can experience.

You are now both listening to your new equipment. Your wife is now in a very high place because she is overloading on shoe ecstasy. You are now in a very high place too…because you have new tools of musical ecstasy to play with. Now undress her, but be sure to leave her shoes on. Now undress yourself and…

6. PUT ON THE THIRD PAIR OF SPIKED HEEL SHOES…and notice how your wife looks at you. This is the STAGE THREE, and it may be the most intimate moment possible between you and your wife. Now make love to her as if this is the last time you are going to make love on earth. That's it. You have now completed the most effective strategy for maximizes your male tools of ecstasy strategy, and you will never ever get any grief from your wife about your audio equipment again.

 

NOW PUT DR. GIZMO TO THE TEST

Name a previous time, using any other strategy, that has produced such positive results at such a low cost.

Why don't more companies in the male toy business know about this strategy?

I SUGGEST YOU SEND THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY CAN USE THIS TRICK IN THEIR FAVORITE TOOL PASSION SHOPPING FROM LAWN MOWERS TO FISHING RODS.

BE ON YOUR GUARD: THE TOOL BOX TRICK

There are some women who use THE TOOL BOX TRICK on men. If you wife presents you with a tool box filled with tools, and the next thing you know her closet is over-stuffed with new clothing and shoes…and you are not upset….she has used THE TOOL BOX TRICK on you.

 


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